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Hey, zombies in Miami! This is a PSA if any of you get your hands onto the internet:

I'm not fucking holding back this time.

Eat shit!

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Dad. This is for you.

Today's word directly ties into the burn of my life.

Fuck My Life - A phrase that expresses the feelings of anger, shame, and disappointment in a concise manner. Associated with self-degredation and suicidal tendencies. Often abbreviated as FML.

Example: Today I was in an elevator when a really attractive girl walked in on her cellphone. As soon ( Read more... )

[Public. English]I kind of.. forgot to say stuff on here, huh? I guess I got a little busy with painting again. Not that it's a bad thing.. it helps. To get stuff out, I guess. ... I don't know what I have to get out. But there must be something ( Read more... )

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My last post? The whole...kid thing? How about we forget I ever wrote that? That'd be a very good idea, yeah.

Everything got solved. This power deal turned more messed up than I originally thought.

Anyway, just...going to go out, space out, forget this stuff happened.

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Since I'm guessing all you people can't possibly be hipsters, I've decided to devote my time to making you all into the cool cats I know you inevitably are. Thus, we are going to go over some sweet slang every time I post.

I know you're excited, just don't cream yourself if you're in a public place.

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There's a kid. A little girl. In MY living room.

And she's calling me daddy. Do I need to say how wrong that is?

I don't have kids. I don't want to have kids. Get her out.

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Oh man, I haven't posted in awhile at all! I feel kind of weird saying stuff here most of the time. Um... I don't think I said it enough but to you guys that came to my birthday, that was really cool. Thank you! I'm excited about this Sandman copy, too!

I remembered to pick up some Thoreau books yesterday, so... I think ( Read more... )

[ Sarah's Friends & Anthony : English ]I'm terribly sorry for the late notice, but I do hope you all will be able to make it for Sarah's birthday tomorrow! Had there not been a sudden mix up with my abilities, I would have done with sooner. It was a sight to get used to, having random body parts appear on desks and tables. I scrapped some years off ( Read more... )

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My chair broke. Car got hit by the neighbor. Our cat ran away.

Someone called, I won a contest I didn't even know I was in. Promotion at work.

I want to fucking see dead people again.

[Public. English]I.. need to go out more. I think I've spent too much time locking myself away.. but that has helped a lot with painting again ( Read more... )